pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
indecentboyfriends: What they want you to see What it’s really like
doncasturd: actually i think the biggest plot twist in one direction is this to this
epic-humor: jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge SOMEONE HELP screwu anons
yesimbeyonce: me at your funeral
Cambiar la respuesta en una prueba, que te la...
aprendiendo-a-ser-feliz: tecabeportodolosorificios: SIEMPRE POR LA MIERDA, VOY A IR AL NEURÓLOGO POR ESA WEA 88
leedskiss: “niall i need to come inside” “whats the password?” *long heavy sigh* “niall is the craic daddy wey hey”
cigarettezayn: i am laughing so fuckign hard he buRNT HIS FINGER ON A FUCKIGN PARTY POPPER
The moment you discover that there is a law in all...
zigdiamondz: jocelynbeexo: mavistai: THE WORLD MUST KNOW. GET THE WORD OUT, GUYS. ^^ and i did this every time my teachers did not appear.
zaynfarts: zayn wore this
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.
Interviewer: What's the most interesting thing you own?
Ed: My vintage wallet that belonged to my dad. It's full of train tickets. I have a wall full of old tickets at home, there are about four hundred. I have a saying that goes "If you don't know where you have been, you don't know where you are going".
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
dontblink-onbakerstreet: xemilykikix: Every. Fucking. Time.