Mayo 2013
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
indecentboyfriends:
What they want you to see
What it’s really like
doncasturd:
actually i think the biggest plot twist in one direction is this
to this
epic-humor:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
screwu anons
yesimbeyonce:
me at your funeral
Cambiar la respuesta en una prueba, que te la...
aprendiendo-a-ser-feliz:
tecabeportodolosorificios:
SIEMPRE POR LA MIERDA, VOY A IR AL NEURÓLOGO POR ESA WEA 88
leedskiss:
“niall i need to come inside”
“whats the password?”
*long heavy sigh*
“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”
cigarettezayn:
i am laughing so fuckign hard
he buRNT HIS FINGER ON A FUCKIGN PARTY POPPER
The moment you discover that there is a law in all...
zigdiamondz:
jocelynbeexo:
mavistai:
THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
GET THE WORD OUT, GUYS.
^^
and i did this every time my teachers did not appear.
zaynfarts:
zayn wore this
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion:
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
Interviewer: What's the most interesting thing you own?
Ed: My vintage wallet that belonged to my dad. It's full of train tickets. I have a wall full of old tickets at home, there are about four hundred. I have a saying that goes "If you don't know where you have been, you don't know where you are going".
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
dontblink-onbakerstreet:
xemilykikix:
Every. Fucking. Time.
